Sunday, October 22, 2006

Yes. I'm back. Don't worry. I'm not dead (I'm very much alive and well, thank you.) WELL, i have disappeared for an extremely long period of time of more than two months and I know... I KNOW, i should be killed for that. But, hey, you can't blame somebody who's cramming for exams a few weeks back right? (fine. two weeks. makes a whole lot of difference you know.)So, you can blame me. I'm innocent. See, INNOCENT! HAHAHA!(The underworld is making me worse. MUCH worse. Though I dunno how was I like when I'm alive but... HECK.) Yes, I've enter the underworld. (Hey, then that means I'm dead... RIGHT? ERM... Aw well, I dunno consider me dead and ignore me saying im NOT dead.) Man, that doesn't even make any sense. Okay, now my... post. Drumroll please.

I... went... ORCHARD ROAD! (ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL? SAY YES OR I'LL KILL YOU AND YOU'LL JOIN ME IN HELL.)OH yes, the beings in hell are actually quite entertaining, with their beheaded tricks and all (I haven't learn that yet... BUT ONE DAY I SHALL) Yes, now, we went orchard road because it was BELOVED ANGIE'S B'DAY! YAH, GAL, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. (one year closer to reaching hell when you can meet... ME!!You must visit my house... OR ELSE. I'll get the grim reaper if you don't.)Yes, you can do all types of stuff in hell. Cause... HELL HAS NO RULES. ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL? (Now, i know why i got sent to a mental check-up before they brought me to my house. I must have banged my head before i croaked and caused me to lose my screws... Yeah... that's it.)

Oh yes, where was I? Oh yes, orchard road. I met angie and juanita at the underpass and then we went to LIDO. Isn't THAT interesting~! Yes yes, we watched death note with nicky, angie, juanita and angie's cousin, Rika. DEATH NOTE ROCKED. ROCKED I TELL YA ROCKED. Yes, i got to see the death god. Though i've seen them before (Of course.. I'M DEAD.) Oh yeah, then we went to cityhall, take mrt. Then, off to the esplanade we WENT. Yes, and we met Mike and Keith and then we had this rock concert.. (it's at 6.45 for god's sake. I can't POSSIBLY GO, I have my curfew. The grim reaper is worried i might go out and kill somebody because i conked my head before i croaked. So yes, I DON'T HAVE FREEDOM CAUSE I'M CRAZY. that's so unfair.)

Then, so nicky went home. Angie's cousin went to eat with her friend. Yup, and then keith took bus. Mike for no reason came along with us and then we went Marina Square... went 7-11 and I went to buy MAPLE card... Yeah, and then we got lost in Marina Square... (I'm cutting long story short so thank me... THANK ME NOW! Okay, the grim reaper looking at me scary so i better not force you or the next thing I'm gonna find the sharp looking weapon of his at my throat. And yes, I do not wanna DIE AGAIN. (erm, is that even possible?) Well, maybe my soul might dissipate or something... I don't know. NOOO idea. Hey, can't blame me you know... I'm new around here... NEWBIE DUDE NEWBIE. Okay grim reaper's asking me to shuddap. So, i shall obey. ... ... I CAN'T STAND IT! I NEED TO TELL YOU MY WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE. Where was i again? Oh yes, Mike, for some reason was scared of Angie and then he went down the stairs which popped out from god knows where. For some reason we ran awat from him. YES, RAN AWAY. Don't blame me. Blame Angie. I don't even know why the hell I was running. Yes, i see people run. I run. If people ask why I'm running... I'll say "I don't know... I saw people run so I run? Don't ask me. Ask my instinct it's abit... weird and everything. I DON'T KNOW. DON'T ASK ME. IM INNOCENT. (argh. grim reaper's asking me to shuddap again said I'm waking up the other souls because of my madness... Bu,t it's not my fault. SOMEBODY MUST HAVE PUSHED ME BEFORE I DIED WHICH MADE ME CONK MY HEAD AND THEN BECOME CRAZY WHEN I CROAKED AND BECOME A SOUL. Grim reaper is holding that scary curvy looking thing... with sharp ends...with that weird evil twinkle in his eye and his raising it up... up... up...)

Oh yes, Mike right? Yup, he didn't bother chasing after us. He wasn't even running... BUT WE WERE. Waste our energy. yes that's what his trying to do. I KNEW IT ALL ALONG. And then he lost track of us and we won the weird supid running away from mike game and then I went home. Yeah, the bus names was so weird... Clementi... Erm, jurong west... I was thinking like, maybe the next stop is Johor or something... (Don't blame me... Overactive imagination that's what I have.) Do not blame me. Not my fault. I shall end my post here... Yes the grim reaper is coming near me... nearer... and nearer.. with the sharp pointy curve thing... okay, time to go to bed the grim reaper's looking at me funny. So good night. I shall sleep. Erm yeah wonder if i'll find myself alive tomorrow that grim reaper is looking scary man... (or is he always like that...)

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